Hidaya Ahmed

Hidaya Ahmed is a guerilla warfare leader, often launching attacks on the Mujahideen Council. Many of her attacks have caused injury, with no deaths being reported so far, because of her incompetence. She is known for her allegiance to Somalia, one of the most irrelevant nations. Somalia was destroyed by Prophet Sree Chinta during the Islamic Civil War.

Early Life
Hidaya Ahmed was born in Jamaica. She smoked weed from the age of 3, and killed her parents for drug money. She joined the Canceldeen when she was 4, and began launching guerilla (she is a gorilla) attacks on members of the Mujahideen. At the age of 19, she became a full-time terrorist, pledging to destroy the United States. US President Donald Trump was killed in one of her attacks, but he later came back to life at the will of The 4-Fingered Lord. President Trump pledged to kill Hidaya in return, but was unable to do so.

At the age of one-billion years, Hidaya married Prophet Sree Chinta. However, she divorced him 3 days later as he smacked her so hard that she lost her already lacking brain. Hidaya then promised to eliminate all men, but went on to become one herself.

Immigration Status
Hidaya is an illegal immigrant in the United States. She does not have a passport. It is believed that Hidaya first landed in the US by boat in the year 2005.

Terroristic Acts
Hidaya Ahmed is known for having planned many attacks, including the 9/11 attacks on New York, the 26/11 attacks on Mumbai, The Pathankot Terror Incident, and the flying of planes into American High School.

While she was detained at Guantanamo Bay, she revealed that she planned an attack on Somalia, but Somalia had already been nuked by then-US President, Osama Bin La- I mean, Barack Obama 2.