Vijay Haider Usman Ali Khan

Vijay Haider Usman Ali Khan is a Muslim terrorist. Often referred to as the most powerful being in the world, many claim that the death of Vijay was the greatest thing to ever happen to Islam, as he was too strong to be left alive. During his life, he wreaked havoc on the United States, and led to the collapse of the Indian Government. He was also known for his sexual attraction towards non-Muslims, his fatal flaw.

Early Life
Vijay Haider Usman Ali Khan was born to a brony father, and an unknown mother. He was originally named Vijay Deva. His father's DNA is the main reason behind Vijay's pedophilic tendencies, a feature that would later come back to haunt him. In his early years, he played a lot of cricket in an attempt to woo young girls, but it was all in vain,.

At the age of 14, Vijay and his family relocated to the United States. Here, Vijay attempted to molest a young girl but was arrested and prosecuted. He was sentenced to 2 billion years in jail. After completing his sentence, Vijay resolved to destroy the United States, a country that he felt betrayed him. He converted to Islam and joined the Christopher School of Terrorist Arts. He dropped out, and then shot up the school.

Career
Vijay Haider Usman Ali Khan's first terrorist attack was the 7/11 attack, in which he bombed 7/11 Convenience Stores all across the US. When the FBI began pursuing him, he fled and seeked refuge in North Korea. While there, he decapitated Kim Jong-Un, and then took over the nation of North Korea. After serving as the Supreme Retard for 5 trillion years, he abdicated his throne, and returned to the United States.

In the United States, he was tried for war crimes, but was found not guilty by Judge Barack Osama. Following his trial, Vijay travelled to Pakistan and joined the Lakshar-e-Taiba, and began attacks on India.

Personal Life
Vijay Haider Usman Ali Khan was a practicing Muslim for most of his life. He was in a relationship with Gargimullah Faizullah for 8 years, before he killed her in the name of Allah. This was his "noble sacrifice".

Death
On the morning of August 6, 120,021,2012,121,291,192, Vijay boarded a flight from Karachi, Pakistan, to Houston, India. He then hijacked the plane and flew it into his old school in India. This was said to be a tribute to his idol, Osama Bin Mohammed Bin Awar Bin Laden. Although Vijay survived the initial crash, he then proceeded to stab himself, and screamed "for Allah" before dying.