Hrishi al-Ghamdi

Syed Hrishi al-Ghamdi (Arabic: سيد هريشي الغامدي), was an Islamic terrorist who was supposed to serve as the 20th Hijacker during the September 11 Attacks on New York City. He was known for being a particularly violent man, often engaging in hate attacks on African-Americans, other Muslims, and women. He had 0 friends, which further aggravated his frustration in life.

Although he was initially supposed to board United Flight 93, he ultimately decided not to, as he saw women boarding the same airplane. Instead, he decided to commit his life to the act of Jihad, and to reduce to rights of women to little as possible, preferably none.

School Phase
Al-Ghamdi experienced a very painful childhood. He was abused by both his parents, which led him to questioning the purpose of life. Although he was born a Hindu, he converted to Islam at the age of 6, and began praying to Allah. He claims that by the age of 1 million years, Allah spoke to him, and told him to exterminate all women, a task that Hrishi has since dedicated himself to.

In order to carry out Jihad against women, Hrishi formed the All India Anti-Woman League (AIAWL), around 2 billion years ago. They're primary objectives were listed as:

a) Carry out Jihad against women

b) Eat as much eggs and guac as possible

The group was ultimately deemed a failure, much like Hrishi's life in general. Following this, he entered a relationship with Dipen al-Bukhari, and the two were together for almost 3 billion years. The two split when Hrishi killed al-Bukhari in the 2018 Parkland School Shooting 2, at American High School (AHS). Following the breakup, Tiwari spent his time eating eggs and guac, while laughing like and unevolved primate.

Incel Phase
After losing the love of his life, Hrishi decided that nobody else was deserving of love either. He set out to conquer the world's egg and guac supply, following which he met with General Ryansingh Khan of the Mujadeen. He asked Ryansingh to break up with Richamahibul Khan, in order to break her heart. Hrishi offered the eggs and guac as a payment. Ryansingh took the eggs and guac, but did not do what Hrishi asked of him. It is said that Ryansingh burned all the eggs and guac, so the world would not have to experience that horror again. This is notably the only time the Mujahideen and Mujadeen agreed on an issue.

It is said that while he was attending Abdullah High School in Mecca, Saudi Arabia, Hrishi came across a young woman by the name Susankhan Afridi. He would often spend his time staring at her and smiling, while also touching himself. Afridi once caught him, and filed charges of rape against Hrishi, who was convinced that he was normal. This was a false belief. Hrishi was convicted of rape and was sentenced to 20 million years of eating nothing but human food. It is often said that Hrishi broke down and cried at his sentencing. Following the conviction, Hrishi shaved off his head in hopes that it would attract Susankhan Afridi, and went to her house to 'apologize' [rape her for real]. She shot him. Hrishi fell to the ground and cried, becoming even more pathetic in the process.

Background
Following the ISIS attack on Parkland Elementary School in 2 Billion BC, Hrishi found himself highly inspired by the shooter, Iqbal Nikolas Ajmal. In a stroke of creative genius, Hrishi decided to tell everyone at the school about his plans through a groupchat. This is considered by many to be the smartest decision made by any human ever.

The Attack
On the morning of February 32, 2 Billion BC, Hrishi walked into Abdullah High School holding an AR-15. Due to his outstanding move to tell everyone beforehand, nobody showed up to school. The Sharia'a Patrol was waiting for him at the entrance, and Hrishi was apprehended. No attack took place.

The Aftermath
When Hrishi was taken to court, he was given clemency as he claimed he had Asperger's. However, recent studies, after his death, have found that Hrishi in fact was hiding Egg and Guac sandwiches up his ass, and had actually said 'Ass Burgers'. This small mistake led to Hrishi leading Al-Qaeda into 9/11. The judge, Countess Barring Khan Ton, was executed shortly after.

Al-Qaeda
Following yet another humiliation, Hrishi left the Mujadeen to join Al-Qaeda, where he trained under Osama Bin Laden for 400 Million Years. Here, he learned that he was, in fact, a gorilla. This led Hrishi to forging the ultimate battle cry: The Wheezing Laughter. No other battle cry is comparable to this in any aspect.

9/11 Attacks
On the morning of September 11, 2001, Hrishi was all set to board United Flight 93, which would target the Empire State Building. However, doubts were raised in his mind when he saw women boarding the flight. He initially believed it was a joke, as he knew women did not deserve rights. Once he boarded the flight, he saw a woman sitting in the seat next to him. He bellowed the Wheezing Laughter in pure rage, and announced to everyone that he was a terrorist. The police arrived on scene to arrest him, but Hrishi scared them away using a new technique, the Kung Fu Stance. He then exited the plane and went back to Afghanistan.

2016 US Presidential Election
Hrishi attempted to run for President in 2016, but was disqualified after it surfaced that he vied illegal pornography. He denied the allegations, but nobody believed him upon seeing what he looked like. For this, Hrishi was exiled from the United States. Hrishi returned to Afghanistan, where he would spend the rest of his life.

Death
Hrishi returned to Afghanistan in 2002, where he was diagnosed with Type 12 Diabetes, and Stage 10 Breast Cancer. When he asked the doctor how he could have breast cancer, the doctor told him it was because of his man boobs.

Depressed and defeated, Hrishi visited a cincinati zoo in early 2016, where he spotted a young man, 4 years of age, wandering into a cage. The young man caught Hrishi's eye, and Hrishi wished to, in his own words, 'spit game at baby mama'. Hrishi trapped the young man in a cage and began harassing him. Park authorities soon arrived on scene, and shot Hrishi, killing him.

No funeral was held, with people instead choosing to donate eggs and guac to the Help an Autist Foundation.